Man math

I'm not even going to bother with the Dr. Pepper 10 "is just for men" trope. It's a cynical and insulting PR move, and let's leave it at that.

But The Consumerist (bless their hearts) have found a much more original reason to hate the brand:

That's right — the brand is based on 10 calories per serving. But with a serving set at 8 fluid ounces (~237 ml), that would give a 20 ounce bottle something like 25 calories by Consumerist's math. The package, however, rounds down. Considerably.

But what do I know. Me man. Me no do math.

F'd Ad Fridays: The "DP" Street Team sells more than they bargained for

"I'm a pervert he's a pervert she's a pervert we're a pervert wouldn't you like to be a pervert too?"

"DP" is supposed to be for "Dr. Pepper". But in the mind sewer that is the Internet, it means something else.

(To put it as politely as possible, Wikipedia's disambiguation page for "DP"includes "Double penetration, a variant of group sex".)

Via Adland