Vytautas: Earth's Insanity Juice #FdAdFriday

This low-budget, epic insanity is for Lithuania's Vytautas brand of mineral water, boasting "The biggest amount of useful minerals". The English version of the ad pinged on the global RADAR this week when it appeared on Buzzfeed.



Although I can't speak the proud Baltic language, I find the ads even more outrageously, fascinatingly offensive to the all the senses in original Lithuanian:





I'm sure these ads have done about 12 things I regularly complain about here, but I am too busy stopping my head from spinning right off my neck to complain.

F'd Ad Fridays: House O' Bowies

This odd little ad was originally shot for Vittel mineral water, for European and Japanese markets, in the early 2000s. In it, David Bowie is forced to live with all of his classic alter-egos.



It was later repurposed as an ad for Bowie's last (**sob**) to date album, Reality.

In some ways, I wonder if this is what it's like to live inside his head.

PS: Come back, David! In any guise you choose. We miss you.