Carlo disappeared into the back room for a moment, then returned with an ordinary shoe box. He opened the lid and removed a hideous pair of black and white pumps. But these were not an ordinary pair of black and white pumps; both were left feet, one had a right angled turn with separate compartments that pointed the toes in impossible directions. The other shoe was six inches long and was curved inward like a rocking chair with a vise and razor blades to hold the foot in place.
Carlo spoke hesitantly, "... Now you see why... they're not fit for humans..."
- Steve Martin, 'Cruel Shoes'
No, they're not from Photoshop Disasters. They're just some very painful looking fashion ads for shoe designer Kurt Geiger, recently posted in The Essentialist: