Kate Upton's anti-scrotum-hair rant is not, apparently, an April Fool's prank

That's right, guys. Now we, too, can enjoy the pubic grooming anxieties that pornified culture has been imposing on women for more than a decade:



From the YouTube link: "Get the look that women want with the Gillette Fusion ProGlide Styler with three-in-one unlimited body styling. Trim. Shave. Edge." Eek!

Well, okay. Ads have been talking about manscaping for a long time now. But they used to be funny:



Now it's just one more jiggling Kate Upton ad. Meh.