This 13th birthday card is currently rocking Twitter, after it was discovered by Cheesyhel:
The message for adolescent girls?
1: Grow boobs
2: Get rich boyfriend
3: Profit.
The card was written up in Salon, so you'll probably hear more about it. Arnold Barton is a card company owned by Hallmark in the UK. But before you light your torches and brandish your pitchforks, the parent company has already made good:
So, whoever designed, approved and distributed this card is/was an awful human being. But Hallmark UK & Ireland did the best they could. It's a Twitter miracle!




