A plea to the Copywriters of Generation Y

I was in the liquor store yesterday, and this assaulted my sensibilities:

Can you tell me what's wrong with it? Click to enlarge, if it shows up too small. Got it yet? No?

This poster, a government ad for the Province of Ontario, undoubtedly went through about 20 client revisions and was in front of maybe 50 pairs of eyes, on agency and client sides, before it was printed and distributed.

And in all that time, apparently not one person stopped to point out that the reader cannot possibly be "21 and under". Not unless they suffer from Henry DeTamble's time travelling disorder. He or she can be under 21. Or 21. Or even "21 or under". But you can't be both at the same time.

Does this make me sound like a grammar nazi? It shouldn't. If you read this blog, you know that I'm not a formal writer. I like a conversational style. But I still follow a few sensible and conventional guidelines because I don't want people to think I'm illiterate.

And I don't want to be one of these old farts who says texting has destroyed people's spelling abilities. It's just a different register, and shouldn't degrade overall skills. To claim otherwise would be like saying people taking notes in shorthand or point form are destroying the English language.

I also believe that our language is evolving. If it didn't, my blog would look like this:

No, I can accept change. Hell, I even try to accelerate it. (Shouldn't "highschool" be one word by now? I think so.) But if you want me to take you seriously in an e-mail or any other written communication, you have to show organized thought and you have to give two shits about not making stupid mistakes.

A couple of years ago, I was trying to hire a Junior Copywriter. I asked that each candidate write a custom cover letter in the body of an e-mail and attach their CV. It made filtering through 100 or so applications much easier:

• Form cover letter? DELETE
• Cover letter attached only? DELETE
• Misspelled my, or the agency's, name? DELETE
• Really bad typo? DELETE

These ones were easy. But what amazed and depressed me was the number of people with university degrees, people who were expressing an interest in writing copy for a freaking living, did not know or care about the difference between "its" and "it's", or "you're and "your", or "they're", "there" and "their".

DELETE! 

DELETE! DELETE!

And shame on the profs who let them get away with this crap.

You want to be a writer? Learn how to write. Because apparently fewer and fewer people in the ad industry know how to.

BTW, I had to write this quickly, so you may well get the chance to point out a few errors of my own.

All the (local) Mad Men

Last weekend, Ottawa at Home magazine published a series of profiles of local "Mad Men" as part of their issue on mid- 20th Century style.




Who's that guy with the Scotch?



It's actually iced tea, but I couldn't pass up the opportunity to get my own vintage style on. I've always had a thing for skinny ties.

Here's the text of the interview:

How did you get started in advertising?

After failing to break into honest travel or entertainment writing, I answered an ad for Copywriters at an Ottawa advertising agency. Within five years, I was a Creative Director.

What is an advertising slogan that has stuck with you for a long, long time?

“You got it, Pontiac!” It actually became part of our jargon in the playground when I was a kid.

Where do you do your best work?

Anywhere I can get together with my best colleagues. I prefer to do it at a pub, but a quiet corner of the agency will do. Solo writing I do in my head while walking to and from; I usually arrive with my best ideas behind me.

What are the challenges the advertising world faces these days?

Changing media behavior. While it’s killing some traditional admen, I think this is a great time to be in the business. It’s like when radio and TV were still innovative media — back in the ‘50s. It ushered in a golden age for our industry.

What local tourist attraction would you most like the opportunity to promote and what would your slogan for it be?

We did a campaign for The Bytown Museum. It was part of a pro-bono creative strategy plan. It’s "Where Ottawa Begins.

I was featured along with Todd Marcotte of Electric Medialand, Don Masters of Mediaplus, and Gord McMillan (my first CD) from McMillan.










It was kind of cool to be up there with a bunch of agency Presidents — and me just a humble salary man. But I was a little disappointed that I was the only one who dressed up. And I can't help but sigh and acknowledge that none of our city's Mad Women was featured. Especially since the up-and-coming character of Peggy is such an important aspect of the show's examination of social change. Seeing a sausage party in this spread makes it look like nothing has changed.

Nonetheless, it's great to get some print exposure, to give Acart a boost and name-check my friends at The Bytown Museum.

But enough about me. There's social issues marketing to do!