That's right. If a Snuggie lacks the total ensconcement in fleece you've always dreamed of, the "Forever Lazy" is your dream outfit.
The URL in the spot is not working, but orderforeverlazy.com is:
|"Asleep on the Job Gray"?|
"Hey Guys whats up? I just received my first Uni-Lazy or as we refer to it "the sack" today, and it is so awesome that I immediately ordered another one in Camo and Renee ordered another in pink. I took it to work and tried it on for everyone and now they all want one. They know a kick ass idea when they see one. Anyway just a heads up to say how friggin terrific the Uni-Lazy is, now I can finally begin to live like a human being lol. P.S. if you ever need a sales reps up here in Canada we're your guys hahahaha. Thanks for being so Lazy.
Hey! Wait a sec, David! "Up here in Canada"? I said "America", dammit! Don't be bringing your trapdoor sleepers of the sedentary fatpocalypse up here!
Oh, dear. We're all doomed.
Link via HuffPost.
UPDATE: One of my readers questions whether everything wrong with America can be summarized in one product. I have to give her that. Although if they ever find a way to combine The BackUp and the Forever Lazy into one product, I may yet be proven right.