Colonel Sanders ad can be seen from space

So very wrong, even wronger than the Double-Down, is that this KFC ad has been sitting in the ground near Rachel, Nevada, for five years. You can see it for yourself here.

When the aliens come and ask to be taken to our leader, they'll be pretty disappointed that he's been dead since 1980. The invasion won't last long, though, because once they develop a taste for the dirty bird they'll be completely helpless.