I actually like these, although others may find them weird. The first one would be a great way to freak out your neighbours, depending on the uptightness of your community. The second is just damn cute.
They were created by Blessed Birth Doula Services and shared by my super-lactivist FB friend Emma.
Happy Halloween weekend, everyone.
Postscript: Apparently birthing pumpkins are a thing this year. But most seem like they were done by guys.