Friday, October 21, 2011

F'd Ad Fridays: Now a woman can sharpen a pencil

The problem is that once she has a sharp pencil, she can write things with it. Or maybe just stab you in the nards.

Via BoingBoing

It's a shame the company wasn't called "B A Dick", as that would be more appropriate.


  1. Just the other day I was looking through an old relationship book from the 50s, and it said something along the lines of "When we were kids, boys carried pocketknives and when they saw a girl chewing on her pencil to try to sharpen it, they could step up and do it for her. Then some jerk invented a pencil sharpener, and since girls can turn a handle as well as boys, boys needed to find new ways to show off their manliness."

    Or something. But I'm guessing this company is where that "jerk" worked. (Also, I have to say I personally am rather glad I can sharpen a pencil without a knife. Definitely something I'd always taken for granted.)

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