Wednesday, November 23, 2011

It's national drunk driving night in the USA

According to Gawker, tonight (Thanksgiving Eve) is the night most Americans drink and drive. There's not much point in me saying "don't do it". Those of you without access to decent cab or public transit services will have to face the prospect of having to find, or be, a designated driver. Why would anyone want to do that?

1) You can still perform when you finally get a chance to hook up with that high school regret.
2) Tomorrow, you can be thankful that you don't have to stuff a turkey while blindingly hung over.
3) You will survive the night.
4) That old lady down the road who walks her dog in the dark will survive the night.
5) The loved ones you spend the next few days with will not be your new besties in jail.
Be safe.


  1. 6) You will not end up putting your turkey neck in the wrong gravy hole.

  2. Different "Anonymous", I have to assume.

  3. Oooh, a subtle prison rape joke, because that's just hilarious! It's funny that men and women in prison suffer the horrific degradation and trauma of sexual assault! That is a funny thing because it happens to 'other' people!