Friday, January 6, 2012

F'd Ad Fridays: Cheating panty semen detection kit

You could trust your girlfriend or wife, or you could trust SCIENCE:


According to the Test Infidelity web site:


"The InSite Semen Detection Kit can detect traces of semen on a woman's undergarment discharged after sexual intercourse, and up to 36 hours later. 
The InSite Kit comes with two types of test strips: (1) acid phosphatase (AP) test strips, and (2) prostate specific antigen (PSA) test strips. These two test work together to provide evidence of semen on a woman's undergarment. 
The AP test strips can detect semen down to a 1/2000 dilution and provide instant results. The PSA test strips can detect semen to a 1/500,000 dilution and provide more sensitive results in just 10 minutes. 
The InSite Semen Detection Kit contains 15 AP test strips in a resealable pouch with desiccant, 10 PSA test strips in sealed individual pouches and a 5-mL dropper."
The company also provides semen DNA analysis, to identify your cuckold, and a forensic infidelity test that works on both semen and vaginal fluid.

Ah, modern romance...

Tip via Jezebel

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