Friday, March 16, 2012

How to speak governmentese

My brother David shared this action plan some jokester in the Canadian federal government left on a meeting room whiteboard.

It reads:

1. Integrate the synergy. 
2. Leverage the traction.
3. Solidify engagement though positive traction.
4. Optimize feasibility by enhancing roadmaps.
5. Reduce industry jargon.

Sounds good. But they forgot "collect underpants".

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