How to speak governmentese

My brother David shared this action plan some jokester in the Canadian federal government left on a meeting room whiteboard.

It reads:

1. Integrate the synergy. 

2. Leverage the traction.

3. Solidify engagement though positive traction.

4. Optimize feasibility by enhancing roadmaps.

5. Reduce industry jargon.

Sounds good. But they forgot "collect underpants".