Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Finally! A computer for women!

WARNING: Post may contain sarcasm

Braving ignoring all backlash, big brands just keep coming out with increasingly gendered products for women.

So if the Bic women's pen is too low-tech for you, Fujitsu has introduced Floral Kiss:

The Floral Kiss series features a unified design sensibility that has been developed for the female consumer—from the PC's design to accessories, such as the mouse and case, and optional add-ons. Users can select their favorite color from among three variations: Elegant White, Feminine Pink and Luxury Brown. 
The top casing has been constructed with an elegant and refined gradation with gold trim, and it features a flip latch that can easily open the display—even by users with long fingernails. The power button is adorned with a pearl-like accent, and the power status LED and Caps Lock key are decorated with diamond-cut stone for a sophisticated look. An exquisite gold ring frames each key on the transparent keyboard, highlighting its elegant style. In addition, the outtake and intake vents all feature a floral motif design.
Get it, ladies? You won't even have to worry about breaking your nails when you open it to read Jezebel, or Cafe Mom, or whatever damn thing their market researchers tell them you do.

The computer also has built-in scrapbooking, a diary app, and horoscopes included with the operating system!

No word yet on whether it will help track your menstrual cycles, or feature a personal digital assistant with a voice like Ryan Gosling, but when technology is on the march — in heels, no less — you never know where it will take you.

You can find out more about this product at their Facebook Page. Have fun.

Tip via Daily Mail

1 comment:

  1. I initially read "Linux brown" for "luxury brown." Now I'm just sad.