Hot Girl Problems

This video is almost certainly a joke. At least I desperately hope it is a joke. Please, tell me it's a joke.

I don't think it's a joke.

If you dare, watch two young girls calling themselves "Double Trouble" (they were obviously born after Stevie Ray Vaugh's death) mumble-rap a half-baked rant about how hard it is to be hot.

Matthew Panzarino of TNW writes, "These girls are someone’s daughters, and they’re probably not evil. This video, however, is one of the worst things ever made."

My favourite commentary on the vid, however, is on the YouTube post by "Old Bailey Productions" (which itself appears to be a teenage vanity project):

"Old Bailey Productions does not take credit for creating any of the audio produced in this video. We simply produced the video the way the girls wanted it as a demo for their music. However, as associates of the artists we control all rights to the video and it's content."

That's right, folks. They may suck, but if they turn out to be the next Rebecca Black, I want my piece of the action.

Meme-ing for Jesus

Even without being a parody of Rebecca Black's unironically awkward teeny-bopper viral hit, "Friday", this is epic. A bunch of young and unironically Christian counsellors from Camp Cho-Yeh, in Texas, partying wholesomely with Lord Jesus in their hearts:



It's hard to choose a favourite scene, but here is my shortlist:

Chaste dancing. Check out the morality monitor in the back.

Chaste hugging. He a playa.

Despite the chaparones, though, they manage to get girls dancing in swimsuits.
One-pieces, but still seems out of place.

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Cameo by FREEZE of Icy Hot Stuntaz fame.

Another star cameo: Canada's beloved indy chateuse,  Feist

Camper praying fervently to God to make it stop.
Or perhaps to mercifully strike him down.

Rapture. RAPTURE!
Damn. They're still here.

And a good summary of the entire Rebecca Black parody meme.

See the rest of the Camp's videos here. And have a wholesomely crunk weekend.