Courtney Stodden does another "Go Veg" PSA nobody asked for

America's Most Unspeakably Nasty Teen Bride™, of whom I keep lying about never blogging again, seems to have really taken to vegetarianism. A couple of weeks ago, PETA apparently accepted and promoted a video she made for them with her dog.

This new one, however...



I guess she feels that the Go Veg movement is interest she can borrow as she trashes her way through the last 15 seconds of her fame.

Next time, I hope she goes back to shooting these to black and white. That tan is much less unsettling as a shade of grey.

Courtney Stodden for PETA

Oh. My. God.

So this happened:



PETA's description: "In this video that Courtney and her dog, Bazaar, shot for PETA, the teen newlywed shares how eating cruelty-free has helped her save animals' lives, protect the environment, and get a figure that the shutterbugs can't get enough of."

I swore I would stop blogging about this teenage trainwreck of a manufactured celebrity. But then she had to go and do a PSA! So this is actually kind of relevant.

I'm not sure why PETA chose her, beside the fact that she claims to be a vegetarian and craves attention. She's not exactly good at the "speaking" part of the whole "spokesperson" thing. But at least she kept more clothes on here than in most of her public photoshoots. Which is kind of ironic for a PETA ad.

@StoddenDrawn visualizes @CourtneyStodden's Tweets

No sooner did I lower my blogging standards with a post about Courtney Stodden than I got a Tweet from a guy who told introduced himself thusly:

This is what I love about our modern communication culture. Not only can a teenager, who marries a man in his fifties for publicity, become internet famous — but some anonymous wag with coloured pencils and a scanner can also make her bizarre alliterative Tweets into art.

Drawn Stodden Tweets is a Tumblr that documents the "best" of Ms. Stodden's ramblings with crudely-drawn literal visualizations.

Here is his explanation:

"I draw some of the weirdness that Courtney Stodden tweets.  Follow on the Titillating Twitter: @StoddenDrawn You can ask me anything. I'll try and answer it like Courtney (i.e. I'll be hopped up on tanning lotion, meth and glitter)"

He even documents her occasional lapses into being a "good Christian":

Cheap shots on an easy target? Sure. But at least it's creative.

Who the fuck cast Courtney Stodden in an ad?

Even a really shitty one.

How she might appear to a drunk fisherman.

Whoever you are, you are a very, very bad adman (or adwoman). The world does not need this girl to have an "acting" career, just because her mother offered her as some sort of teenage sacrifice to religiously acceptable carnal violation by a 51-year old man.



Just stop.

Via Jezebel and Buzzfeed