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Either guys in Venezuela are really hard up, and are now sticking their johnsons in inanimate objects, or someone has a really skewed idea of what sex should feel like.

The small, circular nature of these examples leads me to believe they're talking about "back door" access — either gay or straight —but there is one example that seems a little more missionary:

All I can say, is that these ads make me feel really bad for their target market, and especially for their sexual partners. Ewww.

Okay, okay.  I "get it" and all. But ir's really just a reverse of that classic Manix ad:

Tip (heh, heh) via Ads of The World

Now even the Farmer's Almanac is sex-obsessed

So, I was reading the "city-slicker" version of The Old Farmer's Almanac, looking for frost predictions, and up pops this ad:

I mean, I know ED is a problem and everything. It was just an unexpected media placement for a penis pump.

From Vacurect India

Since I'm indulging my inner child's humour here, let's all have a giggle over the brand name: "Bonro Medical"



Okay, I'm done now.

Sears pulls "butt plugs" out of online catalogue #FdAdFriday

The Sears catalogue was once a famous source of female models in translucent underwear and the occasional accidental penis, but in this pornified age it seems they feel they need to try much harder to get attention.

According to AdFreak (via Gawker), this tee briefly appeared in their online catalogue, before being removed.

Here's a screencap, via Buzzfeed:

Yes, it even comes in Santorum brown...

F'd Ad Fridays: Boner spray spoofs Charles Atlas

Adrants posted this rather unimaginative parody of classic Charles Atlas fitness ads starring reality TV model Adrianne Curry.

From the product site:

"Meet Erox, a new approach to functional fragrance design that combines patented compounds, including two human pheromones and Muricin Aglycone, a non-pheromone organic molecule that has been proven to increase excitement and arousal in men and women in a double-blind placebo controlled study. Prior to Erox, this compound has never before been available in a consumer product."

Sounds totally legit to me...