I resolve...

I really freaking love cheeseburgers. But this campaign for Dangerous Dan's Diner in Toronto — dripping with both irony and grease — has inspired my New Year's Resolutions for 2011:

I resolve to eat healthier, with less meat and more veggies.

I resolve to reduce the amount that I eat,
and increase the quality of ingredients.

I resolve to support healthy and humane farming and
slaughtering practices (as much as I can) in my food purchases.

Ummm... I forgot what this resolution was about.

Happy New Year, everyone. Be safe. Be healthy. Be excellent to each other.