I just happened upon the "How Hetero?" application by Stockholm Pride.
It asks you to submit your Twitter name, select your gender, then it calculates how heterosexual you are, — based on your tweets.
So of course I entered my handle, @CreativeTweets...
Being happily married to a woman, I was a little alarmed to see that my online self was almost a third gay. Is it my advocacy of equal marriage? My support for anti-hate campaigns? Or maybe it was that time I RTed Lady Gaga while drunk...
Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I thought I'd try a few celebrities to calibrate this f*cker.
Okay, so Ice T and I are equally straight, and equally on the downlow.
Perez Hilton is only slightly less gay than me? WTF? Let me check @Queerty...
Now I suspect maybe Perez is the one with issues.
For one last check, I entered the feed of sticky ladmag @FHM_Australia:
Well, okay then. I guess I'll be staying with my team.