File these under "so bad it has to be parody" — and by that I don't mean the first one's superficial parody of ED products. I'm talking about the unrepentant trashiness of the whole approach: the sexism, the bad puns, and the garish execution.
|Ha! Ha! Boner pills! Prostitute! Nerd!|
|This is Channing Pierce, Miss Michigan USA 2011|
|I'd be more worried about what happened to her upper body.|