Showing posts with label bad ads. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bad ads. Show all posts
Tuesday, January 13, 2015
These racists need a lesson in Copywriting
I'd probably be really upset at this billboard if I could figure out what it's trying to say. I get the "diversity means" setup, but the jump from that to "Chasing down the last white person" leaves me scratching my head.
I'll take a wild guess that the advertiser, League of the South, is trying to tell people that the real objective of a diverse society is to eliminate its majority population. But that doesn't seem to make much sense, does it? That's like saying the purpose of putting sugar in your coffee is to remove all traces of java in your cup.
Anyway, I suppose putting two sentences together to communicate a coherent thought is too much to ask of people who don't know how hashtags work.
Image via Gawker
Monday, November 3, 2014
Housewife, USA, commits brand suicide
Seen on Ads of The World today: Suicide and Isadora Duncan.
There's not much to say about these ads. They claim to be for Etsy scarf seller The Year Of May, but I doubt any money changed hands.
What ads like this really are is promotion for the ad agency. In this instance, the responsible party is Housewife, USA, a Texas-based virtual agency run by Flor Leibaschoff.
These are typical of the "edgy shit" made by creatives, for creatives, with no real purpose other than to get the makers noticed.
Well congratulations. Making fun of suicide and the grotesque death of Isadora Duncan are certainly attention-getting. Not the good kind of attention, but at least we know what you're willing to sink to.
Monday, September 19, 2011
Wow! Those new eBay ads really are as awful as they say
The latest (above) is the most despised, with 1,170 dislikes and counting. But they're all kind of awful. While attempting to be ironic and quirky, they just end up annoying and sad. Even the somewhat-funny "mom jeans" one somehow brings the bile to the throat.
Monday, April 18, 2011
Gas Station TV pumps out high-octane fromage
Steve Hall over at Adrants just posted about this weird campaign from Gas Station TV a media company that sells ad space on out-of-home video screens on gas pumps.
File these under "so bad it has to be parody" — and by that I don't mean the first one's superficial parody of ED products. I'm talking about the unrepentant trashiness of the whole approach: the sexism, the bad puns, and the garish execution.
File these under "so bad it has to be parody" — and by that I don't mean the first one's superficial parody of ED products. I'm talking about the unrepentant trashiness of the whole approach: the sexism, the bad puns, and the garish execution.
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| Ha! Ha! Boner pills! Prostitute! Nerd! |
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| This is Channing Pierce, Miss Michigan USA 2011 |
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| I'd be more worried about what happened to her upper body. |
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Chinese formula ads make an unintentional dead baby joke
Years ago, when my son was an infant, we used him as a model for an ad. We needed to make it look like he, at 4 months old, had fallen asleep while reading a book on Quantum Mechanics. (It was an economic development ad to attract new high tech companies to Ottawa, with the headline "start smarter".)
I recall that the photographer, Tony Fouhse, was concerned that we would not be able to get an infant to sleep through a photoshoot in the middle of the day. Julia, my wife, knew better. She breastfed the boy on set, and like clockwork he pooped, then passed out.
But then, when we looked at the photos, we were presented with another problem. Babies sleep like the dead. Literally. It's hard to tell the difference. That's why new parents are always freaking out and putting an ear to their baby's lips, listening for the breathing...
Why am I telling you all of this now? Because I just caught this campaign, for Heinze "Golden Sleep" baby formula, on I Believe in Advertising:
It's a Chinese ad, from Invisible Advertising in Guangzhou, China. Yes, China. Where at least 6 babies died and at least 300,000 were sickened by tainted milk powder in 2008. Three more died, and 36 other more became ill just this year as a result of milk tampering.
Are you sure you want this imagery associated with Chinese formula?
You think I'm just being morbid? Check out this Portuguese social marketing campaign on drowsy driving from Osocio:
*shudders*
Sleep tight!
I recall that the photographer, Tony Fouhse, was concerned that we would not be able to get an infant to sleep through a photoshoot in the middle of the day. Julia, my wife, knew better. She breastfed the boy on set, and like clockwork he pooped, then passed out.
But then, when we looked at the photos, we were presented with another problem. Babies sleep like the dead. Literally. It's hard to tell the difference. That's why new parents are always freaking out and putting an ear to their baby's lips, listening for the breathing...
Why am I telling you all of this now? Because I just caught this campaign, for Heinze "Golden Sleep" baby formula, on I Believe in Advertising:
It's a Chinese ad, from Invisible Advertising in Guangzhou, China. Yes, China. Where at least 6 babies died and at least 300,000 were sickened by tainted milk powder in 2008. Three more died, and 36 other more became ill just this year as a result of milk tampering.
Are you sure you want this imagery associated with Chinese formula?
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| "CUT!" |
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| "It's a wrap!" |
You think I'm just being morbid? Check out this Portuguese social marketing campaign on drowsy driving from Osocio:
*shudders*
Sleep tight!
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Vote for America's Worst Ads
Today, Consumerist announced its finalist nominees for "Worst Ad in America", as chosen by its readers.
The online ballot has most of the campaigns linked, but I'll embed the 2010 contestants here for ABSOLUTE WORST AD IN AMERICA:
Other categories and finalists are listed below. (Ignore the radio buttons, it was a C&P.)
MOST GRATING PERFORMANCE BY A HUMAN
MOST ANNOYING ANIMATED SPOKESTHING
DUO OR GROUP THAT MOST NEEDS TO BE BROKEN UP
CELEBRITY WHO MUST HAVE LOST THE MOST MONEY IN HOUSING CRASH
They are indeed bad ads, but I was hoping more of them would be epic trainwreck bad. I guess the vox populi nature of nomination and voting would automatically favour well-known crappy national campaigns than hilariously awkward (but obscure) local ones. Oh well...
Go to Consumerist to view and vote before 8 p.m. ET on Tuesday, 9/28/2010.
The online ballot has most of the campaigns linked, but I'll embed the 2010 contestants here for ABSOLUTE WORST AD IN AMERICA:
Other categories and finalists are listed below. (Ignore the radio buttons, it was a C&P.)
MOST GRATING PERFORMANCE BY A HUMAN
(no link)
MOST ANNOYING ANIMATED SPOKESTHING
DUO OR GROUP THAT MOST NEEDS TO BE BROKEN UP
(no link)
CELEBRITY WHO MUST HAVE LOST THE MOST MONEY IN HOUSING CRASH
CREEPIEST COMMERCIAL
They are indeed bad ads, but I was hoping more of them would be epic trainwreck bad. I guess the vox populi nature of nomination and voting would automatically favour well-known crappy national campaigns than hilariously awkward (but obscure) local ones. Oh well...
Go to Consumerist to view and vote before 8 p.m. ET on Tuesday, 9/28/2010.
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