Showing posts with label milk. Show all posts
Showing posts with label milk. Show all posts

Saturday, November 9, 2013

This Finnish milk ad has to be fake, right?


This rather awkward image showed up recently on Buzzfeed. It's been floating around Reddit for over a year. It can be traced back to here. Any better ideas as to provenance? 

UPDATE: Word on the social media street is that it's student work. My friend Evan also sent me this Italian link that included some much worse dairy ads from there:

"Nurse yourselves"

"The beautiful things of summer"

"Races of scamorze" (It's a soft cheese)




Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Not your mother's milk calendar

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Despite what you may have heard on the internet, these images are not for any of the upcoming Milk Calendars produced by dairy farmers' organizations. They're part of a series of "Milky Pinups" by photographer Jaroslav Wieczorkiewicz.

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Mr. Wieczorkiewicz is somewhat of a specialist in liquid effects, which he teaches in a touring workshop. Of this series, he says "This time I thought it will be cool to approach the liquid theme in a more relaxed and funny way. So we threw some colours into the mix and came up with a personal Milky PinUp tribute to my favourites pinup style artists."

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If you're concerned about the overt and antiquated sexism in the images (especially the clichés of ironing and weight-watching) I can at least say that the photographer was true to his source material:

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Most of the reference pin-ups are by Gil Elvgren, who was a master of the genre. Whether these interpretations, with their biologically-correct yet somehow unsettling combination of breasts and milk, are great homage, technically interesting, sexually objectifying or just plain weird... is up to you. But there will be a 2014 calendar. Just not an industry-sponsored one.

Thanks to Ivan for sharing Behance coverage of this.

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Drink milk, have more wet dreams?


Adrants just posted this odd ad for the California Milk Processors Board by Goodby, Silverstein & Partners.



That's right. If you drink your milk at bedtime, you will not have your dreams of an Italian sex goddess interrupted by some obnoxious bald guy.

While the ad is certainly attention-getting, it lacks in truthiness. An MIT study determined that the calming properties of milk were purely psychosomatic.

Then there's the "ick" factor, as Steve Hall aptly summarizes:
Drink milk. Get laid. And "finish" your sex dreams. Which, apparently, milk can guarentee if you drink a glass before bed.
As if we didn't have enough unnecessary sex in advertising already.

Friday, July 8, 2011

F'd Ad Fridays: Of all the foods Mom said would put hair on my chest...

...flavoured milk never came up. Not oven once.



According to Copyranter: "How it works is: the fake cologne ad appears first for two weeks, then Chill makes it look like manly milk-drinking vandals bomb the Le Man board."

Australian machismo is weird.

Friday, July 3, 2009

Holy Branding!

There was an item on CBC today about an Alberta milk ad featuring a group of Hutterite farmers:



Apparently, the ad's been around for a couple of years. In the spirit of the slow news day, however, someone finally got around to noticing that what's strange about it: most Hutterites won't pose for pictures, let alone ads. (Even though these guys, apparently, do.)

Religious orders and consumer products have a long and involved history. From the days of Benedictine monks creating beers, liqueurs and cheeses that are still popular today, to the famous Shaker furniture of the colonial U.S., sectarian reputations for craft and wholesomeness created some of the western world's first real "brands" (in the true sense of the word).

In a less organized fashion, Old Order Mennonites own the brand of choice at every farmers market I patronize, from Ottawa and St. Jacobs to Woodstock, New Brunswick, and a village near Sault Ste. Marie. For a family like ours, who look for organic foods and natural processed meats, the carts, hats and bonnets are a sign of quality. And the practitioners can't be unaware of their favoured status over many of the aging hippies and produce resellers who make up the rest of a typical organic market.

But is it credible for a provincial milk association, representing producers of every cow and creed, to use the Hutterite religion to promote product purity? Especially when doing so violates a belief held by some colonies that photos are sinful graven images?

I'm not offended on religious grounds, but it does seem to break some branding commandments. What do you think?

Have a great weekend.