Showing posts with label gross. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gross. Show all posts

Thursday, January 2, 2014

Here's the least appetizing burger ad of 2013



Presenting women as sexy food is nothing new in the ad world. But it's doubtful that any other fast food advertiser will top this Australian ad for "Goodtime Burgers" in tastelessness.

mUmbrella's Alex Hayes reports that this ad appeared in December’s issue of The Beast, a community magazine in Bondi Beach, to promote the opening of a new restaurant.

Consumer reaction was swift and negative.

From the Advertising Standards Bureau report:
A sample of comments which the complainant/s made regarding this advertisement included the following:  A burger patty and accompanying lettuce etc is lodged in a woman's private part, the woman's body and private parts are objectified as something for people (probably men) to consume. 

The advertiser responded:
...the advertisement has no intention to be obscene. The image which features a woman’s rear in the fore-ground is not heavily detailed. The image which acts as a burger bun does not feature obscene body-parts, rather uses the shape of a rear to form the shape of a burger. The purpose of the advertisement was and still is to be eye-catching, iconic, memorable and to ride on the coat tails of everything associated with Bondi Beach. 
And the Bureau ruled:
...although the advertiser intended the image to be a humorous depiction, the close up image of the woman’s bottom and the portrayal of her bottom as a burger likened the woman to a piece of meat or object for consumption and objectified women. The Board also considered that this depiction of a woman as a burger is exploitative of women and degrading.  
And disgusting, quite honestly.

It's not even an original idea. The image is ripped from a Photoshop gag that made the rounds a few years ago, when Kim Kardashian was a spokesperson for American burger chain Carl's Jr. The real ad was a typical "sexy" one from the chain, but some nameless wag took it one step further:


Once again, ewww.

Let's hope 2014 doesn't unearth anything worse.

Friday, May 25, 2012

Colonel Sanders as a zombie chicken #FdAdFriday



There's some sort of poetic justice in this. And I'm sure I'll figure out what it is just as soon as a stop throwing up.

Via Buzzlol


Friday, May 4, 2012

And the most Effed ad of #FdAdFriday goes to...


...this barfworthy spot for French radio station Le Mouv':



Copyranter translates the kicker:
"Not everything was better before."
"My time. My radio."
You see, condoms were once made of sheep guts. (Some still are.) And listening to classic rock is kind of like putting an intestine on your johnson.

Okay.


Friday, November 11, 2011

F'd Ad Fridays: Fuzzy font made of real leg hair


Here's the story:
"Twenty year old Mayuko Kanazawa, a student at Japan's Tama Art University, has created what must be the strangest font design yet - the Leg Hair Font! Inspired by a challenge from her profs at the Department of Design, and a hairy male friend that complained of leg pain, the enterprising young student was able to manipulate, twist and design the hairs into uppercase and lowercase fonts."



I guess it could have been worse. She could have aimed a little higher.

Thanks to +Marc for the tip.

Monday, October 31, 2011

Model Heidi Klum needs a sandwich... a BRAINS! sandwich


Crushable reports that for her 13th annual Halloween party, supermodel Heidi Klum decided to do what many beautiful women do for costume parties, which is strip down...

Really, really down.

According to the article:

"Heidi Klum goes all out when it comes to her costumes. Nothing is too outlandish, too dorky, too labor-intensive. Then I promptly forget her dedication to the holiday and am surprised every year by what she comes up with.

This year is no exception: Heidi showed up to her own Halloween party looking like a corpse stripped of all its skin. And this wasn’t some sexy ghoul: The only airbrushing involved was the fake blood and muscles showing through all over her body. It makes you wince just looking at it. She even wore a pair of false teeth! Truly, she’s unrecognizable."

Here it is full-length, from Style Bistro:


Also, check out the heels:

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Happy Halloween, Heidi. Yikes.

Monday, September 19, 2011

Do not watch these Swedish horror fest ads

Unless you:
  1. Are a horror fan
  2. Have a strong stomach
  3. Are a psychopath
  4. Are a soulless ad junkie, or
  5. All of the above
It's a two-part viral promo for Elmsta 3000 Horror Fest, and if you insist on watching them with a functional soul, you will be repulsed and disturbed. Extreme graphic violence, torture, gore and hillbillies disturbed. You have been warned.





**hurk**

Friday, September 16, 2011

Friday, August 5, 2011

F'd Ad Fridays: Disembodied people parts as iPhone cases

Yesterday, AdFreak posted this severed hand iPhone case:



Then I followed links to find this asinine one:



Which reminded me of this one, which was posted on Buzzfeed last month:

Isn't it just "booty call" with butt pimples?

And then things just got weird...



Man... what is wrong with iPhone users? I just let mine go naked.

Friday, July 1, 2011

F'd Ad Fridays: Sweden's barfiest ad ever

Hold on to your lunch...



According to The Local:

"Price comparison website Flygresor.se chose to market themselves through a television commercial in which a man vomits on his friend after the two discuss how much they paid for their plane tickets.

Nearly two dozen offended viewers reported the ad to the Swedish Advertising Ombudsman (Reklamombudsmannen, RO), which ruled that the ad was indeed offensive.

In its ruling, the agency cites complaints that having to watch a person vomiting without being forewarned made viewers nauseous and made them lose their appetite."

Ummm... yeah. Blargh.

Friday, April 29, 2011

F'd Ad Fridays: Umbilicalievable

This South African spot for the Toyota Aygo uses a rather maternal metaphor for independence.



Squeamishness-inducing graphics aside, I think the commercial's biggest failure is when it has to resort to a teacher with a visual labelled "umbilical cord" to make sure we don't think this is a commercial about making sausages.

Or evisceration.
Blech...

Via Adrants.

Monday, January 17, 2011

It takes a lot to keep me from wanting to eat pizza...

But Colgate and Y&R Paris have found a sure way to turn me off my hot, greasy mistress of cheesy goodness:






How about "non"?

A pie only a dentist could love. Truly gross. The last thing I want to think about when my pizza arrives is somebody else's saliva. That's why I always tip well.

On the bright side, at least this might help fight rising obesity rates in France.

Link and images via Ads of The World.