Creepiest movie poster of all time?

I was just perusing Slate's "A Brief History of the Bikini" when this image jumped out and touched me inappropriately:

IMDB provides this plot summary:

Baby photographer Ronnie Jackson, on death row in San Quentin, tells reporters how he got there: taking care of his private-eye neighbor's office, Ronnie is asked by the irresistible Baroness Montay to find the missing Baron. There follow confusing but sinister doings in a gloomy mansion and a private sanatorium, with every plot twist a parody of thriller cliches. What are the villains really after? Can Ronnie beat a framed murder rap?

Seinfeld recut as an inspirational film trailer

 Remember "The Human Fund"? Now it has been turned into the summer's must-see weepy date movie. At least, in someone's head...



I laughed. I cried. Yadda yadda...

Smurfette goes all haute

She's come a long way from her frumpy white dress and shapeless hipster toque.

No, it's not creepy fan art. To promote the new generation Smurf movie, she's doing high fashion editorial shoots at Harper's Bazaar:

Dolce & Gabbana bag, $995, hat, $425, earrings, $225, cuff, $225, and pumps, $575

Hey wait! She sill has the frumpy dress. But she rocks it.

Lanvin hat, $1,720, gloves, $790, cuff, $1,495, necklace, $1,485, and shoes, $1,345

Louis Vuitton hat, $1,230, bag, by special order, and boots, $940

Marc Jacobs beret, $685, gloves, $400, fur bag, $4,695, socks, and shoes, $895

Quite the metamorphosis for a tiny girl who grew up in a mushroom patch with 100 guys...

Thanks to Fashionista for the tip