Showing posts with label creepy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label creepy. Show all posts

Thursday, September 19, 2013

How many more kinds of wrong can these anti-Obamacare ads be?


Making light of rape. Misleading the public. Abusing a poor old national symbol.

This campaign by Koch Bros. stooges at Generation Opportunity has it all:





All this to try to scare college students out of getting affordable health insurance.

Fortunately, young people tend to see through this kind of advertising. They'll remember it, but only to make fun of it (and of those behind it).

But still... WTF?!?

Tip via Think Progress

Postscript: I like Jezebel's take better — "Ironic as Hell GOP Ad Says The Government Should Stay Out Of Your Vag"

Monday, July 29, 2013

Creepiest movie poster of all time?



I was just perusing Slate's "A Brief History of the Bikini" when this image jumped out and touched me inappropriately:



IMDB provides this plot summary:
Baby photographer Ronnie Jackson, on death row in San Quentin, tells reporters how he got there: taking care of his private-eye neighbor's office, Ronnie is asked by the irresistible Baroness Montay to find the missing Baron. There follow confusing but sinister doings in a gloomy mansion and a private sanatorium, with every plot twist a parody of thriller cliches. What are the villains really after? Can Ronnie beat a framed murder rap?

Friday, April 26, 2013

Fly the creepy skies with Richard Branson



In this bizarre little video, posted on VirginAmerica's YouTube page last week, CEO Richard Branson lets you know how much superior he is to you. He also suggests that a great way to get "lucky" during your long air flight by buying an unsolicited drink, snack, or even full meal for an attractive stranger in another seat:



How this was expected to be a good idea is beyond me.

Policymic's Elizabeth Plank recounts the horrific reality of being the recipient of unwanted sexual attention while trapped on a plane:

...the flight in which I experienced sexually harassment offered free alcoholic beverages. I was 19 and it was my first time flying alone. My harasser took advantage of the free booze policy (although he eventually ended up being cut-off by staff). He didn't need a "seat-to-seat delivery" to harass me. He didn't need the CEO of a flight company to make that process more convenient (and entirely acceptable). He was drunk and he felt entitled to me and my body. 
He touched my thighs. He touched my hair. He verbally harassed me. He sent me lewd notes while I tried to pretend to sleep in the hopes that he would just stop. Maybe if I closed my eyes, he would just disappear? He didn't. My disregard for him only made him more persistent. When I shouted at him to get him away from me, he told me I was overreacting. He said I was the crazy one.  
I had nowhere to go. I coudn't escape. I was 35,000 feet in the air and there was no exit. I was trapped. I was being stalked and my attacker was stuck to me like glue. There wasn't any other seats on the plane. He was so close to me that I could smell his intoxicated breath.
Welcome to Virgin America, the airline "dedicated to making flying good again"...

Friday, August 24, 2012

"Sleeping Beauty" art installation is kinda creepy


Design Taxi reports that right now (Aug 22 - Sept 9, 2012), Ukrainian women are lying in a museum, pretending to be asleep, waiting for a male vistor brave enough to "wake them" with a kiss and marry them.

What?

Ukrainian-Canadian artist Taras Polataiko, with support from the Art Foundation of Alberta and the University of Lethbridge, created the installation to examine “The tension of the performance" in the "seductiveness and fear of the ultimate moment.”

This is no kissing booth. Before puckering up, the men must sign a contract, promising to marry the woman if she opens her eyes during the kiss. The women have previously agreed to the marriage as well— unless the keep their eyes closed.


There are many things here to be disturbed about, including the nature of male-female relations in the Ukraine (including bride trafficking), but I guess that what "art" does.

What I find particularly unsettling is the fact that the "kiss" in Sleeping Beauty was a bowdlerization by Charles Perrault, whose version is the basis for modern fairy tales. The "kiss" was originally an act of rape.

Here's a synopsis of the original 1634 story, Sole, Luna, e Talia, by Giambattista Basile:
After the birth of a great lord's daughter, Talia, wise men and astrologers cast the child's horoscope and told the lord that Talia would be later endangered by a splinter of flax. To protect his daughter, the father commands that no flax would ever be brought into his house. 
Years later, Talia sees an old woman spinning flax on a spindle. She asks the woman if she can stretch the flax herself, but as soon as she begins to spin, a splinter of flax goes under her fingernail, and she drops to the ground, apparently dead. Unable to stand the thought of burying his child, the lord puts Talia in one of his country estates. 
Some time later, a king, hunting in nearby woods, follows his falcon into the house. He finds Talia, tries unsuccessfully to wake her up, then has sex with her while she is unconscious. Afterwards, he leaves the girl on the bed and returns to his own city. 
Still deep in sleep, she gives birth to twins (a boy and a girl). One day, the boy cannot find his mother's breast; and instead he begins to suck on Talia's finger and draws the flax splinter out. Talia awakens immediately. She names them "Sun" and "Moon" and lives with them in the house. 
The king returns and finds Talia is awake – and a mother of twins. However, he is already married. He calls out the names of Talia, Sun and Moon in his sleep, and his wife, the queen, hears him. She forces the king's secretary to tell her everything, and then, using a forged message, has Talia's children brought to court. She orders the cook to kill the children and serve them to the king. But the cook hides them, and cooks two lambs instead. The queen taunts the king while he eats. 
Then the queen has Talia brought to court. She commands that a huge fire be lit in the courtyard, and that Talia be thrown into the flames. 
Talia asks to take off her fine garments first. The queen agrees. Talia undresses and utters screams of grief with each piece of clothing. The king hears Talia's screams. His wife tells him that Talia would be burned and that he had unknowingly eaten his own children. 
The king commands that his wife, his secretary, and the cook be thrown into the fire instead. The cook explains how he had saved Sun and Moon. The king and Talia marry; and the cook is rewarded with the title of royal chamberlain. 
The last line of the fairy tale – its moral – is as follows: "Lucky people, so 'tis said, He who has luck may go to bed, And bliss will rain upon his head."

The symbolic rape is still there, in this art installation, as far as I am concerned, with its dangerous game of sexual power struggle and marital stakes. But whether that potent message ends up enlightening people or taking them into the dark side is up for debate.

Thursday, February 2, 2012

The corpse of Michael Jackson wants you to save water


I get the insight. But the execution just makes me think of his shrivelled corpse.

The fact that he played a zombie in that suit doesn't help.
The other two in the series — Madonna (alive, sort of) and Elvis (dead longer than many of my colleagues have lived) — are less creepy, but also awkward.



Via Ads of The World

Friday, October 7, 2011

F'd Ad Fridays: Creepy bunny creeps you in the men's room

This series by Ogilvy Group in Bucharest, Romania, will ruin Bugs Bunny for you. Unless you want him to be like that, in which case... you're welcome?







Via IBiA

Friday, September 9, 2011

F'd Ad Fridays: Wake up and scream... again


Is he dead? Is he naked? Is he about to attack her?

Is she dead? Is she naked? Why does it look like she's been run over?

You've got a lot of 'splainin to do, BBDO Romania...

Via Ads of The World

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Terry Richardson + Olsen Twins = Creepy?

The Olsen Twins, who I recall as TV babies, are 25 now. So I guess there's nothing particularly unusual about them doing a highly-sexualized photoshoot for skeevy photog Terry Richardson.


(Flash only, sorry)

But given Richardson's alleged "thing" for  young models (Jamie Peck, who he photographed at age 19, commented "of all the fine folks I've frolicked au naturel for, he's the only one who's left me feeling like I needed to take two showers") the creep factor is cranked a little higher on this one.

The dark-haired model, by the way, is 20-year-old Argentinian Tatiana "Tati" Cotliar.

Via Fashionista